When Connor Cooper and his wife are found dead in their home, the result of a forced break-in and assault, Interpol is called in. The only witness is Cooper's eight-year-old son, found in a closet with a full view of everything. Nobody is really sure what to do with the kid, but that's just fine. Because young Sly Cooper doesn't know what to do with himself either.
"And if it resists, we take it apart...piece by piece. See what makes it tick." Movieverse vent fic.