THIS, my children, is why demented people should not be allowed to wield magic. In this insane story, I slaughter the entire school population, usurp Lord Voldy and cast the Reductor Curse on small furry animals. THIS! IS! ASTAREL!

But there was a subtle beauty to her movements, a grace to her steps and an endearing charm about her. Sometimes, one of the male students would turn their heads and glance at her- and then finding out, would quickly turn away. Luna's Seventh Year