Maybe if I had been a guy, like you all thought I was gonna be, me and the cheerleader would have gotten on better. Post ME3, Parody, Gender swap, Rated M for language and sexual content. Pure smut.

"Hey. Who's the human tank?" Shepard followed her gaze and smirked, "Lieutenant Vega. He was keeping an eye on me on Earth. Alliance Marine, good kid. He's actually-" "Yeah yeah yeah I didn't ask for his life story, geez..." Commander Shepard nodded, took the hint, and left. 'Finally, a work out partner..' Jack thought, a smile crawling up her cheeks

I wasn't always in cryo... I got a past. (Caleb is an OC made by a friend from whom I have permission to use him)

I used to see that fucker everywhere I went... Rated M for strong language