At the beginning of their fifth year, The Marauders discover that a rumour going around Hogwarts infact happens to be very true. They strike an unlikely friendship with a squid. James/Lily Sirius/Remus in later chapters
For you... Severus Snape.
Glossy or greasy?
It's not easy to say
Dear Severus, From Lucius Malfoy.
Lucius has a bit of a sing into his hairbrush