When Larry Blahter, Ronald McDonald, and Unpronounceable Granger find out that their good ol' chum, Seriously Whack, has been kidnapped by the evil Lord Moldywart, they know that they have to go save him before it's too late.

What happens when Cinderella's godmother switches the personalities and qualities of Voldemort, the most evil wizard in the magical world, and Clifford the Big Red Dog, the friendly canine who always helps people? One heck of a story, that's what.