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Cap'n Scurvy Gums

  • The Most Random Story To Ever Grace FanFiction

    A very random Oneshot involving a naked Dumbledore, a gay Ron, and of course, Voldie! This is not to be taken seriously. No Flames please. R&R

  • The Most Random Story To Ever Grace FanFiction 2!

    Another random Onshot! I guess you could call this a sequal to The Most Random Story To Ever Grace Fanfiction.

  • Evil Scheme Planning

    Voldemort comes up with the 'perfect' plan to kill Harry Potter. Oneshot.

  • Health Class

    What happens when the Marauders are forced to go into Health Class? Will a class project assigned by Madame Pomfrey ruin them? LJ later.

  • Road Trip

    Harry takes Hermione for a drive. Oneshot. Story is better than the summary.

  • Waddiwasi

    The story of how Remus Lupin learned the spell called 'Waddiwasi' which shoots gum up unsuspecting persons' noses. Oneshot, humour.

  • Theories

    Harry has a theory about death. Oneshot. Story is better than the summary. Rated T for character death. Funny.

  • Detention

    She stood there like a deer in the headlights, staring blankly. It must take a while to get used to beauty when it unexpectedly jumps out at one. I wouldn’t know, having never jumped out at myself.

  • Muggle Magic

    Filch applies for a teaching job at Hogwarts. This is his interview. Oneshot, funny.

  • New Minister

    ‘What’s the point?’ he said dully. ‘We’ve got about as much chance of winning the Quidditch Cup this year as Dad’s got of becoming Minister for Magic.’ Oneshot, Humour.

  • The Bird Suit

    Ron has a brilliant idea to bring down Voldemort. Really funny! No pairing. Oneshot.