When a young, shy, muggle-born Gilderoy Lockhart first meets the lovely Georgia Galloway, the obnoxious Jonny Mannigault, and the charming Lily Evans, he's stunned by his luck. The four most unlikely friens suddenly start living against the odds.

One night, forty-five year old Ron Weasly goes to bed early, leaving Hermione to read on the couch. When he wakes up, she has no pulse. Stunned, the friends and acquaintances of Herimione Granger gather to discuss her life and how it affected them.

Leonora Jacobson has finally given up on any dream she ever had of experiencing magic. Her wizard brother, Neville Longbottom, suddenly shows up out of the blue and whisks her off on an adventure she only wished she could ever have.

Lloyd resents his new life, his broken wand, and the boy who ruined it all: Draco Malfoy. When the second-year comes back for help plotting against Harry Potter himself, Lloyd agrees to get involved in it, and meets a strangely charming muggleborn lady.