Hogwarts is attacked, the wards are down and Hermione manages to Disapparate away in all the confusion. But a certain blonde mister grabs onto her arm and they become stuck together on a journey to freedom. One problem: They hate each other's guts.

Hermione Granger is no more, she is forced to marry the world's biggest prat, and in the process, finds out the mystery surrounding her birth. Who dumped her at a Muggle orphanage and led everyone to believe that the Savinis eldest child was dead? Why?

Threeshot. Harry Potter and everyone who had been in his year at Hogwarts have a school reunion. Several funny and unexpected things are promised. Please Review! This is my first Harry Potter fanfiction.