Warning: Do not attempt these or you may end up beaten, bitten, slapped, or Avada-Kedavra-d. Otherwise, enjoy this list of ways to annoy our favorite ferret, Draco Malfoy.

The Marauders get up to mischief... and break into song. A lot. Humorous, cracky fic. No pairings, except suggested James/Lily.

In which Remus and James learn the hard way that Sirius and sugar do not mix.

One that will eventually get Lily to fall madly in love with James Potter. One that we, Remus Lupin and Sirius Black, have personally designed. It is foolproof... we hope. James/Lily.

A sort of AU in which James and Lily get cell phones and therefore text each other constantly. Also, there's something about haircuts. Established!James/Lily.

Lily finds the Cafe Patronus when she is lost one day. What she doesn't know is that she'll find adventure and mystery, and maybe even love. Light multi-chapter fic, James/Lily AU.

Sirius made just one comment, and it changed his view of the narrow path his family kept him on. Oneshot.

James and Lily prepare for a small vacation. Short fluffy James/Lily. With bonus Remus!

Previously titled Phantasmagoria. A look into Remus' childhood, how he came to be the scrawny, shy boy we know him as, and how he got his happy ending.

Sirius was just hungry. He didn't expect this. Inspired by a song from The Postal Service.

A night like any other in the Gryffindor Common Room, but James needs some reassuring. Marauder-Era.

Sirius introduces Remus to his one true love. Remus isn't very pleased. Probably not what you're expecting!

Snape writes Lily a letter after her death. Snape/Lily, one-sided, one-shot, angsty.