When a new student from New Zealand comes to Hogwarts, nine (or is it eight?) students set out on a dangerous journey to destroy a wand in an alley that is guarded by more than just pork...

*completed* Draco gets jealous of Hermione and Krum and is still angry a year later. He comes up with a devious plot to win Hermione over once and for all, but manages to get things dreadfully wrong. Mainly fluff and a rather weird ending.