If Gwen listened to what people said, life would be decidedly ten times more boring. In fact, she thinks it would be a worthwhile decision to approach a well-known deviant—how bad could it go when he spends all his time with stray cats? (Old.)

Mal confuses Duncan while messing with him like old times. Duncan’s idea of a response? Stoop to Mal’s level. Both may be in over their heads. (Old story, just thought I’d post for fun.)