Set after book 5. Harry is fed up; he doesn't want to be the 'BWL', so he runs away under a new name and once he finds out Dumbledore is manipulating everyone into his trap, Harry is having none of it. How will he save the Wizarding World from the person they trust the most? What will happen when Harry has to team up with Voldemort and his worst enemies to defeat Dumbledore?

ONESHOT! Being paired with Neville Longbottom, Potions is bound to go wrong. See what happens when Harry's day goes from bad to worse; to top it off, his potion exploded on him, and he's turned into ... a girl? Harry really does have the worst luck...