If life felt wild while Hermione and Draco were hiding their love affair, it was nothing compared to how life fell apart after a messy break up. -OR- The one where Draco learns that Hermione is pregnant when Ron attacks him.

Things were fine. Lyra Malfoy was perfectly content with her life. Sure, she hadn't planned on being a mum at 19. And, no, it wasn't exactly ideal that she'd turned down the marriage proposal of her son's father, causing the relationship to break down irreparably. But things were fine until Theodore Nott showed up and ruined everything.

Wherein Draco and Hermione attempt to clean up the mess that is their old friend's Theodore Nott's drunken marriage to their daughter, Lyra.

Hermione and Draco secretly dated in their sixth year until their world was torn apart by the events at the end of that school year. As they've now come back for their eighth year with their crew of friends who all bear their own wounds from the Seconding Wizarding War, life is a mess.

An eighth year Draco/Hermione fic told in a series of one-shots that starts with Pansy finding Dramione in a broom closet and ends with Theo screaming, "The British are coming!" at a wedding.

An eighth year Draco/Hermione fic told in a series of one-shots that starts with Pansy finding Dramione in a broom closet and ends with Theo screaming, "The British are coming!" at a wedding.