"I don't like him. He's grouchy and his house smells weird." A collection of one-shots about the relationship between Bobby and the boys, set from pre-season 1 up until season 7 and inspired by **SPOILER ALERT** Bobby's final episode.** Rated T for mild graphic imagery and possible mild coarse language in later chapters.

A short deleted scene after the flood at the Ford of Bruinen. Elrond and Gandalf discuss Frodo's fate as the world outside grows darker and prepare themselves for the days ahead. One-shot. Book-based, but could easily fit the movie if you squint a bit.

With John now married, Sherlock is left on his own. The Doctor has just lost Amy and Rory to the Weeping Angels and is in need of a new companion. A short one-shot of what happened after Sherlock walked out on the wedding reception-and found that the TARDIS awaited him. :) Utter fluff, rated K.