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Phillica Clayaway

  • Our Precious

    By Phillica Clayaway • Updated: 13 Feb 2015 • Published: 13 Feb 2015 • 210 words • 0 followers • Poetry/Romance • Rating: T • Completed

    Gollum writes a love poem to the ring. Movie-verse. Valentine's day special. Rated T for one disturbing image at the end, and cause I'm paranoid.

  • Dinner Disasters

    By Phillica Clayaway • Updated: 9 Feb 2015 • Published: 9 Feb 2015 • 732 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: K • Completed

    Eowyn is a horrible cook. Tales of disaster. One-shot. You will only get this if you've seen the extended editions of the films.

  • Fool of a Fellowship!

    By Phillica Clayaway • Updated: 9 Feb 2015 • Published: 8 Feb 2015 • 2 Chapters • 1,667 words • 0 followers • Humor/Angst • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    The Fellowship of the Ring retold from each character's point of view as Gandalf abuses them verbally. Movie-verse. Warning: I am not a Gandalf hater. I just like being mean to any character I come across. Rated K plus for some head-bonking.

  • What's a Hot Dog Without Ketchup

    By Phillica Clayaway • Updated: 7 Jan 2015 • Published: 7 Jan 2015 • 662 words • 0 followers • Horror/Humor • Rating: T • Completed

    Rated T for intense stupidity. Extremely silly oneshot that I probably wrote in less than five minutes. Read at your own risk. Author is not responsible for any trauma caused by this story.

  • Lord Elrond's Musical Aggravation

    By Phillica Clayaway • Updated: 5 Jan 2015 • Published: 5 Jan 2015 • 1,727 words • 0 followers • Humor/Angst • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Oh no! Another of Lindir's abominable hits! All sane elves run for cover. The problem is, Lord Elrond isn't exactly sane...*Batman music plays* Or is he?