A story about a certain trio of hardboiled detectives and a quartet of very dangerous mobsters! Warning!: lots of genderbending and characters ahead! Also lots of; violence, swearing, and POSSIBLE gore, nsfw, and other unsavory things. Enjoy! Pairings include but not limited to; Fem!Pickle Inspector/Diamonds Droog, Fem!Spades Slick/Problem Sleuth, Fem!Clubs Deuce/Hearts Boxcars!