It was nearing April, and Hermione and Draco were losing patience with each other. Hermione was mad because Draco because he wouldn’t learn the steps. Draco was mad because Hermione wouldn’t kiss him.
Draco and Hermione's Valentine's Day. Draco explains how they are similar to the Bird of Paradise.
The thrilling conclusion of Esprit D'Elle.
“Aha, I thought so. That is because...I am NEVILLE MALFOY!”
OOTP spoilers!!!! This is a parody of the reuniting of the trio. Please excuse my unusual sense of humor.
He had been thinking that Hermione was emotionally invincible, but even she couldn't take everything.
He would probably have to see a psychiatrist. The horrible mental pictures that haunted him at night in his sleep while he lay in his silky black boxers that said ‘Malfoy’ on the butt.
Draco writes a letter to his trusty butler Jeeves asking for advice on his relationship with Hermione.
Hermione's humorous 4th Year diary. Read as she tries to figure out her feelings for Harry and Ron. Read her take on the 4th year incindent. Enjoy!! R/R
Oliver had a bad day. A potion assignment is due tomorrow and he is forced to work on it with Percy. When Percy makes a huge mistake on the potion, disaster occurs. Oliver is no longer his 17 year old self.
Sequel to Secrets Withheld. Hermione's ready to make wedding plans, but that's not all she has to deal with. She has to convince her parents and Ron that she's making the right decision.
If you've previously read this fic, please reread the first chapter because I added some stuff at the end of that chapter. Okay? Good. R/R
Hermione goes to visit Viktor in Bulgaria. Everything's great, but his parents are acting weird. Viktor tells her nothing's wrong, but Hermione can see he's lying to her.
This is the chapter in which you find out who Hermione's mystery boyfriend is! A real shocker! PLEEZE READ!!!!!!!!!! U'LL LOVE IT!!!!!!
Time to go shopping for wedding dresses!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT FUN!!!!!^_^ CHAPTER 7 ^_^
Previously titled My Life. Poor Hermione. Another secret admirer letter. Will she ever get a break?
Someone loves Hermione and wants her to feel the same. He insists that when Hermione "finally gets to love somebody, it's gonna be" him.