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  • Fair and Tender Maidens

    It was nearing April, and Hermione and Draco were losing patience with each other. Hermione was mad because Draco because he wouldn’t learn the steps. Draco was mad because Hermione wouldn’t kiss him.

  • Birds of Paradise

    Draco and Hermione's Valentine's Day. Draco explains how they are similar to the Bird of Paradise.

  • Esprit d'Elle

    The thrilling conclusion of Esprit D'Elle.

  • The Kidnaping Cousin of Malfoy

    “Aha, I thought so. That is because...I am NEVILLE MALFOY!”

  • Harry Potter and the OOTP,the Return of the Toilet

    OOTP spoilers!!!! This is a parody of the reuniting of the trio. Please excuse my unusual sense of humor.

  • Late Confession

    He had been thinking that Hermione was emotionally invincible, but even she couldn't take everything.

  • What I'll Do for You

    He would probably have to see a psychiatrist. The horrible mental pictures that haunted him at night in his sleep while he lay in his silky black boxers that said ‘Malfoy’ on the butt.

  • Ask Jeeves

    Draco writes a letter to his trusty butler Jeeves asking for advice on his relationship with Hermione.

  • Crookshanks, Bras, and Triwizard Tournaments

    Hermione's humorous 4th Year diary. Read as she tries to figure out her feelings for Harry and Ron. Read her take on the 4th year incindent. Enjoy!! R/R

  • Potions MixUp

    Oliver had a bad day. A potion assignment is due tomorrow and he is forced to work on it with Percy. When Percy makes a huge mistake on the potion, disaster occurs. Oliver is no longer his 17 year old self.

  • Now and Forever

    Sequel to Secrets Withheld. Hermione's ready to make wedding plans, but that's not all she has to deal with. She has to convince her parents and Ron that she's making the right decision.

  • Across the Pathways of Time

    If you've previously read this fic, please reread the first chapter because I added some stuff at the end of that chapter. Okay? Good. R/R

  • Secrets Withheld

    Hermione goes to visit Viktor in Bulgaria. Everything's great, but his parents are acting weird. Viktor tells her nothing's wrong, but Hermione can see he's lying to her.

  • The Boyfriend

    This is the chapter in which you find out who Hermione's mystery boyfriend is! A real shocker! PLEEZE READ!!!!!!!!!! U'LL LOVE IT!!!!!!

  • To Love Somebody

    Time to go shopping for wedding dresses!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT FUN!!!!!^_^ CHAPTER 7 ^_^

  • The Many Boyfriends of Hermione Granger

    Previously titled My Life. Poor Hermione. Another secret admirer letter. Will she ever get a break?

  • It's Gonna Be Me

    Someone loves Hermione and wants her to feel the same. He insists that when Hermione "finally gets to love somebody, it's gonna be" him.