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Die Cassandra Claire and Emo

  • Panda Express

    By Die Cassandra Claire and Emo • Updated: 27 Jun 2005 • Published: 27 Jun 2005 • 1,126 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: K • In Progress

    Harry winds up on The Panda Express. Fortune cookies, chopstick wars, and confusion of whether the eyes of the Chinese are open or closed. are opened or closed. Stereotypes and free food for everyone! Written by Die Emo.

  • Gluteus Maximus Extreme and the Frying Pan of Doom

    By Die Cassandra Claire and Emo • Updated: 23 Jun 2005 • Published: 23 Jun 2005 • 864 words • 0 followers • Drama/Parody • Draco M., Neville L. • Rating: T • In Progress

    A challenge... Lethargic fingers find no inspiration, so read this crap. Written by Die Cassandra Claire.

  • The Creevey Files

    By Die Cassandra Claire and Emo • Updated: 23 Jun 2005 • Published: 23 Jun 2005 • 516 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Draco M., Harry P. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    A series of challenges...Colin Creevey records the events of the oddities occuring around the castle at Hogwarts. Written by Die Emo.

  • Wonderful Fruit

    By Die Cassandra Claire and Emo • Updated: 23 Jun 2005 • Published: 23 Jun 2005 • 768 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Draco M., Harry P. • Rating: T • In Progress

    A Challenge... Insanity fills Hogwarts Castle on the first day back. Set in 5th year. Beans, Brownies and Giggles. Read on. Flames are welcome. Written by Die Emo.