Harry Potter was bored. Inexplicably bored. And what better to do than annoy a Dark Lord? You may be asking, where's the author during all of this? Damned if I know. Slightly AU. Set in the summer before Harry's fifth year. Some changes to the plot. Major crack!fic. One-shot. For now...

What happens when they have had enough? What happens when heroes don't care anymore? Everyone stops, a lot of people speak, but no one sheds a single tear. Dark!Fic. No pairing. Rated T for major character death. If you have problems with depression and suicide, keep scrolling.

How do you save the world? How do you defeat the darkest wizard of all time? How do you kill... Lord Voldemort! Why, toothpaste of course!