In the middle of chapter 34 in HP and the DH my friends and I got an idea. This was the end result. Written in good fun and its funny 2. Please read! note: borrowing this account from my friend.

Draco decides to host a card game at his house. When Blaise brings a game Draco's never heard of, trouble ensues. Did I mention Draco was married? Post Hogwarts not as lame as it sounds PLEASE READ!

Gin: A versatile alcohol with a slightly bitter taste but an ultra smooth texture; the only substance that makes it impossible to feel.

Fine then stay here..." M for language and some content. Discainer I own nothing... at all... ever... save the plot...okay read.. REVIEW!

A little oneshot drabble created while at a friends house. Draco makes a house call to Hermione Granger over the summer. He realizes she has low ceilings. not as lame as it sounds I suck at summaries PLEASE READAND REVIEW!

Although I know I will never have her, I can still have my ascetic dreams about her right? Wrong. If I dwell on her I won't be able to finish the task at hand.