Veronica Sawyer, a brainy Ravenclaw hustles her way into the most powerful clique at Hogwarts: the Heathers. But before she can get comfy atop the high school food chain, Veronica falls for the dangerous Slytherin J.D. When the Almighty Heather Chandler kicks her out, Veronica decides to bite the bullet and kiss Heather's aerobicized ass… but J.D. has another plan for that bullet.