I was in the mood to write a one-shot, and a friend gave me a topic. Another friend said I should try to make it funny so I tried. Spy gives Scout some more advice on romance. M because you know why. Best enjoyed while watching "Expiration Date" by Valve. Watch up until the black screen after the training montage, then unpause once you're finished reading.

Medic has gone beyond the boundaries of medicine and created a whole new mercenary to help the team. (I have no ending worked out and it's more of a slice of life sort of thing. M for language and content.)