“But how could you love me?” Hermione asked. His admission had made her feel slightly soiled, as if she must have done something truly foul to capture the heart of Draco Malfoy.

Perhaps that’s how he’ll always see her. She’ll always be smiling at him with her eyes before turning and walking down another road, forever fading into the distance, an indelible sunspot in his mind.' RonHermione oneshot.

[ HBP parody ] Includes Oedipal king Harry, green bowler lust, a special edition of ‘When Shippers Attack,’ mysterious pineapple symbolism and the weirdest unbreakable vow ever.

She doesn’t think that she’s seen him this sloshed since he took her to the Yule Ball fourth year and drank several too many goblets of punch. Punch, which incidentally, had been spiked by the Weasley twins.' SeamusLavender

‘Because when you’re nothing more than Lavender Brown, so wispy and insubstantial and lightly drawn, you can’t really have feelings. You’re secondary, no third…ary. And of course you can’t feel pain like theirs.’

After killing Voldemort in a freak cooking accident, the trio goes to celebrate. But they’re about to learn that Hogwarts kinda sucks in a lot of ways. Like giving their students drug education classes for one thing…