Inspired by "Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts." Prof. Snape has a problem student with a problem question.

My favorite line from book 5 taken to its logical conclusion...

SPOILERS for book 5. My responce to he Hermione Grangers of the world who wrote Luna off as an irritating flake.

In a hidden chamber at the heart of Hogwarts, something waits to be fed...

Where there are traitors, there is danger. Where there is danger, there's one willing to face it.

What would YOU do to make the woman YOU were going to marry happy?

Snape waxes eloquent on his hatred of Gryffindors in general, Potters in particular. Slight spoilers for book 4.

The Prisoner in Azkaban. Spoilers for books 3&5. This will make slightly more sense if you've seen "The Wall", but it's not required.

BOOK 5 SPOILERS! The Veil and beyond

For some, there's a fine line between a fond memory and a driving obsession.

OotP SPOILERS! How the end of the book looks from a slightly older, darker, and far more cynical point of veiw.

Spot colour: A single colour used in an otherwise black and white document. Draco's future after Hogwarts is bleaker than he expected.

Being a spoiled brat just isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Persistant student meets sociaty's code of ethics. Who will win?

A snippet of Sirius x Remus dialogue set sometime after PoA.

Hermione's been dumped. Or has she?

Lucius Malfoy is jealous of the Weasleys. Why? There are seven reasons.

Draco Malfoy has done something stupid - fallen in love with Harry Potter. He can now a) profess his love, b) suffer in silence, c) ruin Harry's life. What's a good, Slytherin boy to do?

The Second Task leaves Harry with dreams that make him rethink his relationship with his best friend.

Harry and Ron set out to discover why Professor Snape's hair is so greasy.