Please stand by for edits! The cleaning crew (of one) has arrived to make this somewhat fit for readers' consumption!
After an unlucky but technically good day, d'Artagnan finds himself on the other side of a familiar situation. He isn't happy about it. Rated for some suggestive comments and themes. (Never thought that would be on one of MY stories...) Lite d'Artagnan whump
Jingle Bells is a fun song. Glorfindel is a fun character. This song parody seeks to combine the two.