When a rumor that he and Miyuki are dating prevents Eijun from getting a date for the spring festival, he's determined to find out who started it. Meanwhile, the rest of the team can barely believe that Eijun thinks it's just a rumor. "Surely…" Haruichi thought, "Even HE isn't that oblivious…"
After Seidou's devastating loss to Inashiro High, Haruichi attempts to comfort his brother while struggling with the realization that they'll never go to Nationals together. (Featuring Kominatocest and a very melancholy baseball team.)
"Oh, it is," said Hermione. "You see, Salazar was actually a homosexual…" Harry discovers that life hates him even more than he'd ever imagined. Pure, unadulterated crack fic!
Harry's luck runs amuck and there is spam but not jam and... Really, it isn't Harry's fault Malfoy's stupid hair is so shiny or his Secret Hidden Depths are so buried.
Father's Day isn't fun if you haven't got a father. But when a Draco Malfoy joins Harry's class, Harry's father does something for him at last. AU. School-age, non-magic!Hogwarts kids. Oneshot.