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Dilapidated- queen-of-all

  • Window etiquette

    By Dilapidated- queen-of-all • Updated: 29 Dec 2014 • Published: 15 Sep 2014 • 5 Chapters • 7,961 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Rating: T • In Progress

    Stiles continues lounging, the picture of nonchalance as he hears his window slowly lift. He makes pretence of heaving a pronounced long suffering sigh. "We've talked about this whole knocking thing remember, what if I'd been indecent? Window etiquette's totally gone to hell this century." - or where Peter comes in through his window one night banter and hilarity ensues. Steter.

  • The YOLO incident

    By Dilapidated- queen-of-all • Mortal Instruments & Teen Wolf Fanfiction • Updated: 15 Sep 2014 • Published: 15 Sep 2014 • 2 Chapters • 3,600 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: T • In Progress

    Where Stiles picks derek up in the middle of nowhere no questions asked because that just the sort of...Oh my god what is he wearing! DEREK WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING! I cant even right now Derek. Or the one where Derek wakes up in the middle of the forest naked with ke ha screaming in his ear. A possible interlude to a longer more convoluted variety of fluff and hilarity. Sterek Malec

  • The way the cookie crumbles

    By Dilapidated- queen-of-all • Updated: 14 Sep 2006 • Published: 12 Sep 2005 • 8 Chapters • 8,863 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Draco M., Harry P. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Draco and harry go on a quest to renew Their love and Draco's love for cookies!Cookie lovers unite! We shall rise again

  • Cookie war fare

    By Dilapidated- queen-of-all • Updated: 14 Sep 2006 • Published: 18 Oct 2005 • 6 Chapters • 5,181 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Draco M. • Rating: T • In Progress

    When draco becomes obsessed with cookies what is going to stop him taking over the world!

  • the end of a legacy

    By Dilapidated- queen-of-all • Updated: 5 Dec 2005 • Published: 21 Nov 2005 • 2 Chapters • 1,760 words • 0 followers • Angst/Tragedy • Draco M., Harry P. • Rating: M • In Progress

    No hotdogs or cookies in this story or too much sausage.When draco and his parents are hunted and attacked by werewolves what happens to the malfoy legacy? HPDM Slash

  • The isle of ale also starring dracoand harry

    By Dilapidated- queen-of-all • Updated: 21 Nov 2005 • Published: 8 Nov 2005 • 2 Chapters • 1,762 words • 0 followers • Angst/Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    Don't you dare talk about cookies like that!I'm sorry will you forgive me? only if you give me a banana.hehehe ur really weird..Go 2 hell bogan