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Ziegod Lizski

  • Messy

    There were three things Ginny Weasley could not believe. The first: that she was actually 20 years old. The second: that she had lost her virginity to Draco Malfoy. The third: that she had managed to go two whole months without doing laundry.

  • New Years' Resolutions

    Looking at Christmas lights with Hermione, Ron decides that it's time for him to stop procrastinating. A Holiday Flufflet.

  • Gilderoy Lockhart's Guide to Love

    Unlucky in love, George obtains an enchanted diary to help him. It is bewitched with a soul far more annoying than Voldemort's, though: Gilderoy Lockhart's.

  • The Weasley Trap

    Fred and George, eager for a trickster challenge, decide to set up Ron and Hermione. They definitely have their work cut out for them, though, in this fun romantic comedy.

  • Champagne and MiniGolf

    Through a game of minigolf, Draco Malfoy discovers that it's impossible to be both evil and incredibly good-looking and that a certain red-headed vixen is not as mental as she seems. Warning: don't read if you take yourself too seriously!

  • Swing Sets and Blackbirds

    Swinging on a park swing set, Harry and Ginny discover that they are trapped in the same mental prison. Mild songfic to Paul McCartney's "Blackbird."

  • Ginny Weasley: Scarlet Woman

    Unsatisfied with her social life and lack of a boyfriend, Ginny asks Neville to spread an unsavory rumor about her so that she can get attention from boys. A certain black-haired boy, however, has noticed her all along.

  • Dancing in the Rain

    Hermione learns how to be spontaneous while dancing in the rain.

  • The Magical Hottiez: The First Wizard Boy Band

    Witch Weekly, seeking to increase readers, creates a boy band out of five seemingly talentless wizards: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Oliver Wood, and Neville Longbottom. Will they succeed?

  • The Practical Joke

    Somebody gets a crush on Fred, so he decides to have some fun. But in the end, the joke's on him. Some Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny shipping. Just a feel-good comedy, really.

  • The Romantic Exploits of Dennis Creevey

    Dennis Creevey seeks to become a playah, but adorably fails in this satire of pop culture.

  • H. Potter and the Invasion of the Capitalist Pigs

    Just what we need: more hot American transfer students, Starbucks takes over Hogwarts, and Harry learns how to hit on women! The much-anticipated sequel to Harry Potter and the Dark Lord's Duplicate has arrived! It can stand on its own, though.

  • The Life and Times of Eloise Midgen

    After cursing her nose off, Eloise finds an unlikely friend. Eloise was only mentioned in H.P. twice, but she's still the coolest!

  • Harry Potter and the Dark Lord's Duplicate

    Harry and Ron summon Pacey and Dawson to help them with their relationship. A new girl, Mary Sue, steals someone's heart while everyone wonders who the Goblet of Popularity will select as Fall Ball King and Queen.

  • A Day In the Life of Dean Thomas

    A day in the life of Hogwarts' most popular student

  • Wizard of My Heart

    This is a love song I wrote about the wizard of my heart.