A Mary Sue has invaded Hogwarts le gaspeh! and Hermione has to team up with the most unlikely of allies to get rid of her...

What happens... say if Hermione agreed to getting raped by Draco? What if... Draco and Ron beat each other up before doing the slash scenes? What if... Ron refuses to do slash scenes with Harry? What if Fred and George won't do twincest? Buwahaha!

(You'd be better off not reading it...) Hermione's been cheated out of one thing that she thought she could depend on forever...

Ron ponders about his life in general and how he seems like a candlelight compared to a blazing bonfire that Harry is

Draco thanks a person for thanking him... yeah... I've lost it ;; -oneshot-

A weird confrontation between Harry and Draco... slash? Maybe if you have the mind for it, semicharacter death read at your own risk: It was my only answer, between death and salvation... I choose death.

Draco's POV musing about roses because... every rose has its thorns

A random thing I thought up...