I've been pondering Dubledore's elastic band: a dangerous thing to do. It was going to be a drabble but it isn't. BY MANIAC. WARNING: DUMBLEDORE CRACK!FIC

Everything's been going so well - the exams have finished and it's almost the summer holidays. And then the Marauders have a pillow fight. T for pillows. James' PoV. Light and fluffy, like the pillows. Features nice!Peter.

Hermione and Goyle look for comfort from each other, before Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle, and Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, sort themselves out. Part 3 of Hermione’s PoV. WARNING: SLASH, CRACK!FIC, HermionexGoyle. BY MANIAC. Part 3 of Amortentia

As Lucius traipses home after a hard day Fudgedodging at the Ministry, he comes across a tramp who is not quite as he appears at first glance. Involving Voldemort, shiny hotpants, and I Will Survive.

A crack!fic based on the following summary, which was originally used by someone else in the HP fandom. Hagrid accidentally kills Proff.Dumbledor, and tries to act like it never happened for fear of returning to Azkaban. Contd. within.

Alastor Moody's reluctance to tell Tonks who had lost a buttock got me thinking... Rated T for a reason. Slightly OOC Moody. I am twisted. BY MANIAC.

I am still twisted. Ron has decided he does like Slytherins after all, but Hermione walks in on him and Crabbe. T for sexual references. SLASH! Ron..Crabbe. Implied Ron..Goyle. BY MANIAC. Part 2 of Amortentia.

Er... Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini are talking, and Pansy walks in. T for content and my dirty mind. It was going to be slash but it isn't. BY MANIAC.

Gilderoy Lockhart remembers something that he read in a newspaper, twelve years before... WARNING: Implied Slash Gilderoy Lockhart..Sirius Black. BY MANIAC.

Yes, I am twisted. Ron using Polyjuice Potion to imitate Crabbe. Ron having sex with a Polyjuiced Harry a.k.a. Goyle. SLASH! Implied RonxHarry, CrabbexGoyle, RonxGoyle, DumbledorexCrabbe. MANIAC IS BACK! T for paranoia. Part 1 of Amortentia

A fluffyish Harry Draco drabble. I'm trying to create the hot, dry atmosphere that inspired it. Draco slanted, after Hogwarts.

I'm in the middle of a rocky river known as crack!fic spate. Therefore I'm proud to introduce you to leatherclad!Vernon and terrified!Harry indulging in some slash. Designed to terrify and make you laugh, I hope.

Welcome to the crack!fic! Many strange secrets lurk in Slytherin brains...and a few Gryffindor brains too. Though the line between might not be quite as strong as we think. Sorta slash with Dumbledore and Crabbe.

James or the squid? Lily has trouble deciding... Inspired by that scene in OOTP. BY MANIAC.