Prequel/Sequel to Dirty, Sexy Knights in Paris, told from Draco and Hermione's point of view. Fic is stand alone. Dramione, Rosius. Truly terrible smut scene at one point... M for a reason folks!

In which: Ron's a cheating dick, Hermione's married to Draco, Rose and Scorpius were besties but now hate each other, and the title has absolutely no relation to the story! R&R! Rose/Scorpius; Draco/Hermione