Feeling low on Christmas Eve, Harry gets an unexpected visitor that turns his holidays upside down. H/L, references to R/Hr and H/G - not epilogue compliant!

Hermione's trapped in a dead-end marriage and a life she didn't want. And however much she hates it, Fleur is her only escape. A songfic. The song - "I slept with someone in Fall Out Boy and all I got was this stupid song written about me" by Fall Boy.

Hermione mulls over a very important question from Luna. Pure, undiluted fluff.