A parody of those Hermione romance fics with overused storylines. Not supposed to be funny, notice it's not in the "humor" category.
Sirius is back, of course, through Hermione's research, and he is 25. She is supposed to teach him about 2005 but what happens when things go further? CHAPTER 3 UP. OotP Spoilers
A song fic of My Bloody Valentine by Good Charlotte. Rating for language and murder.