Chapter Six - such a long wait! I'm very sorry. But it's quite juicy now, so read it. And review - that's why I keep on writing.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to present the WORST fic ever written. Step forward and read, pointlessness guaranteed! Honestly though, I wrote this a while ago, and it is so bad I astounded myself

An utterly pointless, rather silly and completely delusion story where Mercury flirts madly with Severus Snape. WARNING!!! FOR SNAPE LOVERS ONLY!!! Enter the kinky fetish items...

JK Rowling went insane, so I've got the job of writing the fifth book. Unfortunately, I've got no idea what it's supposed to be about, so I'm sort of making it up as I go along. I've also got a habit of typing what I think, and have yet to edit out my lit

Voldemort never wanted to be bad. Here he tells us what happened to make him the Dark Lord. It's was very difficult for him to write, so be supportive.

The trio decide Snape is a prick, so they'll teach him a lesson. Snape decides upon a new idea to make Harry's life hell. Very stupid, but you'll love it. I know you will. Trust me...

I felt like writing something, so I did. It involves the lovely Severus Snape in leather, which is appealing to all of you, so read it. Okay? Thank you.

A pointless fic where Harry has a dispute with his random voice of conciousness over who could possibly not love him.

And we have a second installation of things the HP characters would never say.

Harry commissioned me to write a story about the summer before his sixth year at Hogwarts. However, it was rather dull, so I'm giving you the conversation the two of us had while he was telling me his story. Enjoy.

See the title, then read it.

Join our gorgeous host, Mother Mercury, as she reunites old school chums on todays show.

All right, I admit it, I'm a die-hard Queen fan. So, for my first ever song fic, I did it to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody. It's a bit ... well... I really don't know how to explain it, so just read it yourself. It's from Harry's POV about the night Voldi

This is the first fic I've ever written. It's rather stupid. Mild M/M slash *gasps*. It really isn't that funny, but I put it in the humor section anyway. I know I'm going to get flamed for this, but c'est la vie. It's Harry/Draco, sort of. Please read an