A Harry Potter parody of Homer's Odyssey, not to be taken seriously under any circumstances. V occasional bad language.
Short Angst fic. Starting a new school is hard. One instance of swearing, unless you count Mudblood. COMPLETE.
Hermione is furious when she is not given the chance to gain extra credit, but ends up getting to know Draco rather too well as a result. Not a romance fic, at least not yet. I haven't decided how it will end.