What if Bella Swan was a park ranger and came across the Cullens while they were hunting? What if Rosalie was the vampire that fell in love with Bella Swan? What if their romance was the absolute best thing to ever grace the internet? Read and find out. And be prepared for soooo much smut.

Bella is working at Mike’s Hike&Bike or whatever it’s called when three gorgeous vampire women come in for some supplies. One in particular catches her eye and Bella is more than willing to provide for her in anyway she can. Warning: This one shot is mostly just a lemon. And it’s got some intense kinks in it lol

In this world Shmi didn't have just one magical Jedi baby- she had two! And also, guess what? Padme didn't die after having Luke and Leia. She's just been hanging out in a Bacta tank this whole time on a little truck stop island called Anelmera. Maybe Anakin's twin sister could help nurse her back to health? ;) This story is in progress. I write on it every xmas for some reason.