My autobiography, including how I battled the Dark Forces and still won Most-Charming Smile

Kind of a song fic... ok it is a song fic. Basically I introduce a character you will later see in Tonga's What Might Have Been Part 2 named Gwenna Talory. She and Snape are... well... an item shall we say? Ok, stop gagging now ;) Anyways, this is the