A song fic inspired by the Muppets Christmas Carol. I was struck at how similar Snape and Scrooge seem...so I rewrote "Scrooge" to fit our beloved Potions Master.

A Traitor to He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named flees to Ireland to seek sanctuary and peace, but Voldemort's iron hand and ever watchful eyes are searching for the opportunity to take back what is rightfully his.