Harry and co. take a *musical* approach during a particularly bad potions lesson. The wizarding version of the Offspring's 'Pretty Fly for a White Guy'. And yes, I am insane! R/R!

Another one of my depressing poems! You getting sick of them yet? Ah ha, but this is a Harry Potter depressing poem! And it's me all over... Impossible to summarise unless I tell you the whole poem, let's just say it features a less predominant HP chara

Ok, so I finally succumbed and wrote a HP fanfic! Well, everyone's got to write at least one, haven't they? This doesn't actually feature Harry & Co at all - just Mr. and Mrs. Dursley. Petunia's had an accident, and now strange things are happening to