Hermione accidentally left with Ron in book seven. Harry fades away, and emerges once again, to ruins. No pairings, only simple time travel with runes, and may change rating sooner or later. Minor cursing. for ages 11

While Dobby and Harry are living it up in the US, raiding death eater mansions, a new villian is lurking in the shadows. How will this new villain deal with the threat of being thwarted by the two biggest idiots he has ever seen? What was his name...Aurelia Dumble-OW!" "You weren't supposed to reveal that yet!" says the stupid author. AU crack!fic super!Dobby super!Harry The fu-OW!

Harry reads a book. The consequences are rather...unusual. CoS AU oneshot will be first in the series of fifteen. Shortest of the series. Super!Dobby Super!Harry You: What the f- me(with deep batman voice): Just read it.

Harry Potter walked out of number four Privet Drive, expecting nothing strange to appear. But turns out, nothing normal can happen to Harry Potter, so he HAS to find his goddaughter on his doorstep. And what's this about Voldemort becoming a meme in the muggle world?