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  • The Recurrence of a Dream

    By Meknowenglish • Updated: 24 Jan 2003 • Published: 1 Feb 2002 • 3 Chapters • 7,711 words • 0 followers • Drama • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Harry stays at the Burrow for the summer, and is tortured by nightmares. Are they a result of his encounter with Voldemort, or do they mean something more? Some R/H and a hint of H/G.

  • The Truth about Lily Potter

    By Meknowenglish • Updated: 5 Jan 2003 • Published: 5 Jan 2003 • 933 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    What is the big secret about Lily Potter? Well, at least we can appreciate it won't be my version. Contains rude references, an impossible plot, and evil!Ginny.

  • Platform Nine and No Quarters

    By Meknowenglish • Updated: 1 Apr 2002 • Published: 1 Apr 2002 • 1,061 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    An impossibly senseless story. Harry, Hermione, and Ron 'miss' the Hogwarts Express. Harry has a solution.

  • Ninety-nine Percent

    By Meknowenglish • Updated: 2 Feb 2002 • Published: 2 Feb 2002 • 483 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    The image of intellectual perfection has been shattered. . . and Hermione releases her rage. (Boy, I went off a tangent on this one . . )

  • The Hogsmeade Riot

    By Meknowenglish • Updated: 22 Jul 2001 • Published: 22 Jul 2001 • 1,560 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    The L.A riots are nothing compared to this... ^-~ PG-13 for disturbances that may tramautize a more stable mind...

  • Don't Be a Fool

    By Meknowenglish • Updated: 20 Jul 2001 • Published: 20 Jul 2001 • 531 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • Completed

    Hmm... I was just bored, so I wrote this little story. An assembly is held at Hogwarts, complete with uncoordinated dancers.

  • Snape, the triple crosser

    By Meknowenglish • Updated: 11 Jul 2001 • Published: 11 Jul 2001 • 875 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    An insanely stupid, pointless story...my specialty! Read, flame, I don't care really! Hee hee! (searches desperately for her medication) Ayee. . .

  • The Owls Revolt (for no apparant reason)

    By Meknowenglish • Updated: 5 Jul 2001 • Published: 5 Jul 2001 • 943 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    The owls have gone bonkers...Hermione as well. It's stupid humor, for all who like it!

  • The Fury that is McGonagall

    By Meknowenglish • Updated: 2 Jul 2001 • Published: 2 Jul 2001 • 684 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    It is the Gryffindor students versus McGonagall...who will emerge triumphant?

  • Voldemort returns (in an unthreatening way)

    By Meknowenglish • Updated: 30 Jun 2001 • Published: 30 Jun 2001 • 1,059 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Uhh...very confusing, so be warned.

  • Harry's Revenge

    By Meknowenglish • Updated: 27 Jun 2001 • Published: 27 Jun 2001 • 537 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    My first story. Kinda strange, but oh well.

  • Hermione and the Trees

    By Meknowenglish • Updated: 27 Jun 2001 • Published: 27 Jun 2001 • 673 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    First houselves, now trees. A story of ignorance, morals, and bribery. And annoying reporters.