Harry returns to Hogwarts as one of the sexiest guys there. He can have anyone, except the one he wants. Can the one prophecized as the Darkest of Lights love him in return. Oh just read, it's better then I make it sound.
Harry is sitting at the table. Ron is a pimp. Draco can jump. Harry and Draco do naughty things. The crazed story written by a 13 year old, two 6 y o and a 5 year old. A real must read.