Well, it's somewhere between PG and PG13, but more PG13, it's homourous, and you don't have anything else better to do. Yeah, you don't, I've decided you don't. Unless you want to be my slave. Slave sounds good? Good? Well, you'll have to read it anyway.
My spoof on Harry Potter, involves 'tea leaves' and extremely moody characters. And Hermione likes people to 'ogle her goodies'. Chapter one