Ginny's brought home some owls to get back at Ron. It worked but owls start mass producing...
Something terrible happens to Dudley because he inconveniently wets his pants. How terrible can it be? You'd be surprised.
Snape's object of affection is somewhat different to him. Hm... wonder what it is...
Sick and tired of endless fanfics which never get to the point? This is THE ending.