Sirius is still alive; Voldemort's on a holiday; Bellatrix Lestrange and Ann Longbottom are best friends and Wormtail never betrayed the Potters. What happens when you shove the Blacks, their distant relatives, and their guests into a small picnic ground?

Sybill Trelawney is a third year Hogwarts student, who can't See for her life. However, when she's made an offer she can't refuse, she finds herself predicting O.W.L. questions for a hefty sum.

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What if Harry shook Malfoy's hand in Sorcerer's Stone? What would happen then?