Fortune favors no one. However, Harry Potter seems to have an abundance of both good and bad luck, and somebody has finally taken notice after sixteen years. Now, not only does Harry have to survive the threat of dark wizards, but also a crazy god who seems to want nothing more than to turn his life upside down to determine the cause of his outrageous fortune.

Where once Shirou Emiya dreamed of nothing but raging flames and dying screams, now every time he shuts his eyes, he sees her and remembers his promise. Now trapped in a new world, Shirou must join forces with its protectors-in-training to drive back the forces of darkness and become a hero worthy of ascending to Avalon.

Everything is for sale in the corrupt corner of England's magical community magic. Everything except for Auror Captain's and husband-and-wife duo Harry and Tonks, who will cause more than a bit of mayhem in their pursuit of justice.