While he's just going down wherever the road takes him, Peter thinks he can reasonably say that he's more or less driving blind. But that's completely and utterly besides the point. The more relevant issue is that he's currently strapped in a car with someone who is literally driving blind. "Matt… Matt, MATT - TURN LEFT TURN LEFT TURN LEFT TURN LEFT"

So maybe Peter hasn't told the Avengers that he's Spider-Man yet. And maybe he's also Tony's personal intern and gets introduced to them all. It shouldn't be too hard to keep his identity secret, right?

Peter tries his door handle; it doesn't budge. The vents snap closed."FRIDAY?" he calls, tense. Her response is stilted and garbled, but he gets the gist. There's an unknown gas that's been released in the air throughout the Tower floors - where the rest of the Avengers are. Soon, allies will be turned enemies, and he'll be locked alone in a building with them all.

Harry Potter, the MOD, was reborn anew into the 1920s, at the height of Grindelwald's reign. - Gellert was not expecting for there to be a child in the villa - an infant, really. Nor was he expecting the boy, no older than three, to turn into a fine, black mist that darted out of sight.

Peter stares out, admiring the all encompassing view of the city. "Kid-" someone says behind him, and he jolts forward slightly, snapping his head to the side to face them. There's a man - dirty blond hair and a nose that looks like it's been broken one too many times. How 'bout you step down from there, yeah?" /OR/ Peter stands on the edge of a roof, and Clint misunderstands why.

Peter meets Bucky - who he aptly refers to as Joe - in an alley. Bucky - best friend of Captain America, soldier, POW, sniper, assassin. The guy nobody but HYDRA is aware hadn't died in the fall a lifetime ago. The guy HYDRA is no doubt still looking for.

Basically as the title says. Five times Peter lies and the one time he unwittingly says a truth. He gets help from those around him in pulling his pranks and deceptions - whether that means from his friends Ned and MJ or from heroes like the Avengers. What's life without a little mayhem?

Eventually, as all things tend to do, it comes to light that Peter Parker is the personal intern of Tony Stark. Wanting to help put the kid out there, Tony decides the perfect way to introduce Peter to the press is to have him star on the Tonight Show.

Scott Lang gets invited to an Avenger hangout. They're all there - even Thor - plus Stark's personal intern, Peter Parker. Whatever could possibly occur? Surprises and Secrets revealed to the group.

Peter gets sick. A certain ex-HYDRA agent comes to pick him up from school. Chaos ensues.

Loki's trapped in Stark Tower. He stumbles across Peter, who decides to help him escape an irate God of Thunder, also known as Loki's brother. It's all a big misunderstanding, really.

Steve gets dragged along for some morning coffee with Sam. As he waits for his companion to join him at the booth, he hears a voice that is vexingly familiar but simultaneously impossible to place. Peter just wants to have some time with his friends before school, and what better place is there than at the nearby café?

Peter gets an unexpected home visit from a certain metal armed super soldier who asks for his help - as Tony Stark's intern - with his malfunctioning prosthetic. Said soldier may or may not also know more than he lets on.

A still on the run Bucky stumbles across an injured Spider-Man - AKA Peter Parker - and decides to help him escape the HYDRA agents that've got them surrounded on all sides in a dingy alley somewhere in New York. OR Spider-Man, the Winter Soldier, and a HYDRA goon walk into an alley. Only two come out.

Wade Wilson - better known as Deadpool - seeking legal counsel and alleging his innocence in a murder case is wholly and entirely unexpected. Unfortunately for the mental health of both Matt and Foggy, that doesn't make it any less true. Wade snapped his fingers. "You got it, Sombrero-" Matt nodded slowly. He could already feel a headache coming on.

"Are we on the same page?" Matt asked. "We're so gonna get caught." Peter bemoaned. "We are not on the same page." Matt acknowledged. They were soon enough, though, because what other option was there? The cops were coming, and there was no way to avoid them. Hence, Matt was a concussed blind man and Peter was the terrified adolescent who'd stuck by his side.