A fun, light-hearted (for the most part) humor fic for all you readers out there. Involving Harry, a pigeon, Draco, an over-protective house elf by the name of Phineas (better known as Finny), and Lucius. Slash, HarryDraco.
An attempt to introduce to people what a vampire really is, using, of course, everyone's favorite possible vampire, Draco. Slash, HD, RH, etc.
As Lucius's mind slowly slips away, and he begins to form a plot to overthrow Voldemort, Draco reels away from him in disgust. Because, despite the fact that Voldemort would no longer be in control, Lucius's plans are much less favorable to all wizards...