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Russian Bear

  • Three Years Earlier - Power of Ghost Wand

    Moaning Myrtle chosen as Triwizard Champion (The 2nd installment in the series 'N years earlier; The Powers')

  • Phoenixes Choose Only Once

    A missing moment from 'The Deathly Hallows'. Aberforth Dumbledore was reluctant to help Harry, Ron and Hermione. But then he had two flashes of memory and changed his mind. 100% canon compliant.

  • I saw Hogwarts and Durmstrang

    Draco, Draco, You did wrong thing; Instead of chasing Golden Snitch - You stared at underwear of witch!

  • I Swear on my Magic

    A short parody on all those fanfiction stories where somebody swears on his/her magic to prove something. Translated from Russian.

  • Russian Folk Tales Are Weird!

    During the Horcrux hunt in book 7, Hermione tells the boys Muggle tales to pass the time. Same setup as in Meltha's story collection "Muggle Fairy Tales Are Mad!" Marked as "Complete", but I plan to add more chapters.

  • The Toxin Puzzle

    Lord Voldemort wants to inflict some exquisite punishment on a certain Death Eater. Bellatrix provides an idea, taken from Muggle psychology journal.

  • Harry Potter, Kindness and Goodness

    Translation from Russian series of five one-shots "Гарри Поттер и доброта с позитивом" by author Кой (apparently pen name). Minerva, seeing "cupboard under the stairs" address, goes to investigate. And meets hyperactive and happy Harry. Dursleys are good guys.

  • Killing Snakes Is Fun!

    Valiant knights, looking for heroic quest, come here! Form a line, wait for your turn, you will get your chance to kill a big bad snake! (or, at least the horcrux part of it) Collection of short crackfics.

  • Gift of Demise

    Happens during the summer before Harry's 6th Hogwarts year. When Dumbledore gets hold of Resurrection Stone he seizes the chance. Plan changed, no horcrux hunt needed. Alternative version of "The Tale of the Three Brothers". NOT for Dumbledore haters.

  • Three times he was begged: Severus, Please

    Events take place in After-Life Domain. Lily begged Severus. And he repeated Dumbledore's question from long ago, "And what will you give me in return?" I'd mark the genre as REVENGE, but this website doesn't allow it.

  • Silly disclaimers

    It would be boring to use the same disclaimer over and over. Here are some disclaimers for everybody's use.

  • One Year Earlier - Power of Alliterations

    All 4 Founders had their first and last names starting with the same letter. In Harry Potter Hogwarts years - 3 of House Heads follow this pattern but the 4th - does not. It's not accidental - it's part of the plan. (The 1st installment in the series 'N years earlier; The Powers')

  • Much aberrado about Goblet

    Everything was going smoothly, like clockwork, according to canon and suddenly ... Goblet of Fire did NOT spit out Harry Potter's name! How such absurd insanity could be explained? Only with insane absurdity!

  • Hermione's way

    What would be the best weapon for Hermione against Voldemort? The answer is obvious: A BOOK! Hermione sends certain book to the past and changes history. No death eaters, no Dark Lord! Just Head of Department of Mysteries, Mr. Tom Riddle.

  • They who run on waves

    "My real name is Frasie Grant," said Luna "And I am 240 years old." Slight crossover with "She who runs on the waves" (Russian: "Бегущая по волнам") by Alexander Grin (Александр Грин); all needed background is included in this story.

  • Tradition

    Mrs. Wesley knew that the platform number is 9 . Why did she ask?