I'm on a journey to put as many cliches as I possibly can in a fanfic. If you're looking for a well written, or serious fanfic, this isn't for you. Complete crack.
Luna Lovegood and Tonks conspire to steal Harry's money and get him locked up in Azkaban. When Harry hears their plan, he sets up his own. (Luna and Tonks bashing. COMPLETELY DONE AS A JOKE. Expect it to be filled with cliches. Has like two sentences of Tom/Harry in the end.)
Before Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts, he is ambushed by death eaters and killed. Unfortunately, or fortunately to some people, he returns. As a ghost. Sad, Major Character Death. Violence and minor gore.
Harry Shoemaker is a young, 11 year old orphan boy. He must leave his lofty life for Hogmorts Academy of Masters. Will he make friends? Will he pass his classes? Will he survive? I don't know, I'm basically writing this as it goes. (Craaaaack)
What if, during the Battle of Hogwarts, Ginny didn't block Bellatrix's spell? Sad, Major Character Death